January 2012
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fun times on New Year's Eve
Ellie: Am I pretty
Me: You look like a darling angel that got shat out by God
Lauren: That's horrible
Lauren: You should've said "rocketed out of God's asshole"
Unusual Words →
warmcoloredsunsets:
sylph - a graceful and slender young woman. euphony - a bearable or agreeable sound. quixotic - extremely romantic and chivalrous. pareidolia - a psychological phenomenon, wherein a person has the notion of seeing faces of people in clouds, hearing hidden messages and other such unusual feelings. phalerate - decorated; made beautiful. betwixt - between. crepuscule -...
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chaoscomix replied to your post: I feel like someone should rank the deaths of…
Warn me ahead of time so I don’t spoil myself. …Did I just commit myself to reading Homestuck now? Yep. I think I just did.
ahhh ha ha ha ha
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I feel like someone should rank the deaths of characters in Homestuck based on horribleness
maybe I will set myself to this task
I make my own pearls ;)
pearls are kidney stones
my friend wrote this
it’s not particularly offensive though
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datbukkit replied to your post: guys help me I keep jumping at every firework…
BOOOOOOMMMMMM
heyyyyyyyy fuck you
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guys help me I keep jumping at every firework asdfgfhgjh
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December 2011
there is a distressing lack of posts in the “human pretzel” tag
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…the peanut allergy
ngl Hussie’s ability to pull long-forgotten things out of his ass never ceases to amaze me
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theoldmantheboat asked: I've been following you for a little while, but we've never talked, and today I just realized that I check your tumblr almost daily, so I just wanted to drop by and say that you're awesome.
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datbukkit replied to your post: my little brother’s friend keeps staring at my…
just punch a hole in his front teeth
I am so tempted
so
tempted
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Jared: Before I read the pilot, I was sort of wary to do--I don't want to say a TV show, but I was wary to do any work at all. I was sort of living a great life with my house and my dog and my girl and my friends, and I was like, ehhh, you know?
Jensen: How much richer is your life now that you've met me?
Jared: I mean, millions of dollars. Oh wait--what? Oh, richer like quality?
Jensen: I hate you.
my little brother’s friend keeps staring at my tits
under what circumstances is murder legal
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every once and a while it hits me how much of a privileged sack of shit I am
my dad owns a boat for god’s sake
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Neighbor kid: wow cori did you gauge your ears
Mom: AH HA HA HA YOUR CLEVER RUSE WORKED, DAUGHTER
my dog knocked over a matryoshka and my mom yelled at him and he just made the saddest, most apologetic face I have ever seen
this is now a blog about my dog
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last night I couldn’t take my goddamn stomach pill because someone fucking moved it so now I’m just sitting here with my stomach literally eating itself from the inside out and it is all someone’s fucking fault
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obscenespectacle:
rule #1 on how to not die in homestuck
dont be in homestuck
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roxanneritchi replied to your post: my brother just asked me what order the color…
tell him whatever his heart tells him
maggle replied to your post: my brother just asked me what order the color…
he needs to look deep inside his soul to find the truth
these are good answers yes
my brother just asked me what order the color wheel goes in someone kill me now
“My body is not a representation of my failures, sins, or mistakes. My body is...”
– Avoid Holiday Weight Shame — Ragen (danceswithfat)
I am doing the fuck out of my laundry today
look at me being all responsible and shit
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END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
A- also tim’s a faggot
B- BABS SMASH
...
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zerachin asked: ohh you're awake! ALMOST NEW YEAR HUG~
oh no people trying to get us to read the bible are at the door
oh no my brother doesn’t know the “godless heathens” speech
that poor child
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stefanyd replied to your post: what the fuck my cat keeps biting me
catnip it.
i think that may be the source of the problem
what the fuck my cat keeps biting me
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GOD. DAMN. IT.
GODDAMMIT JACK NOIR SO HELP ME GOD
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chaoscomix replied to your post: chaoscomix replied to your post: datbukkit replied…
I totally meant “your.” Damn! Does that mean I caught it too? D:
I dunno, does it?
datbukkit:
did you know wthat I wqalways typoe like this becuas e I trype fast btu I use the backaspeaec key more often than wany other type of key
the basckaspace key is my bitch
buckte this is hwy we’r efriends i have the same problen a lot hdf the teiem
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chaoscomix replied to your post: datbukkit replied to your post: datbukkit replied…
OMG Bucket. You’re typing. lol
she’s gotten my disease